It's like weird Conspiracy theories
8. Moon in a spaceship
An extra terrestrial group uses a satellite to manipulate Earth. But it’s not the Daleks, nor the Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe who have been interfering with our planet’s history. Russell T Davies called it Satellite 5. For the rest of us, it’s simply the moon. And it controls much more than the seasons, ocean tides and werewolves. The moon is really a gigantic spacecraft. It’s home to the extraterrestrial group that has manipulated humanity for aeons. Yes, you guessed it, the Illuminati
