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Simon Cowell

2. IDOL MAKES YOU DUMB

People who watch American Idol are stupid, it’s official. American Idol, so the story goes, is part of a US government mind control programme. TV blocks some brain functions and stimulates primitive impulses. Under this influence what looks real, is real. In a test, people were so hooked on Cowell’s dribblings that they refused to leave the room, even when fed fluids and laxatives. So people addicted to trash TV stay ignorant and easy to control, just what governments want

 
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